A Lesson on the Importance of Personal Space
ZULU: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now isn’t this comfortable Frodo? Nothing like spending a lazy Saturday enjoying some sunbeams.
FRODO: It is wonderful. But…
FRODO: I just think things would be even better if we snuggled more.
ZULU: Now Frodo, remember what I told you about respecting personal space.
FRODO: I think you said you were against it, right?
ZULU: No! That’s not what I said. There is a time for snuggling and there is a time for getting some quality sunbeam sleep.
ZULU: While I appreciate that you moved, this is not what I had in mind!
ZULU: Don’t force me to sharpen my claws and move you myself Frodo!
ZULU: Well, I do have to say that you are a fast learner Frodo! Perfect!
Zulu, you are the master at filling a box lid as full as you can. Dear Frodo wasn’t getting NEAR half of it!
ZULU: Simba I have no idea what you are talking about! As BIG brother, I naturally get more space! It’s the feline version of fairness 😉 Besides I think those photos make me look fat!
ewe guys just knead a bigger box !!!! ♥♥♥
FRODO: Or Zulu just needs to lose some weight! 😉