Nemesis of the Month: Odin the Puppy

AMARULA: Well, just when I thought I was actually about to get through a month without a Nemesis, suddenly Odin appeared! I was minding my own business, surveying my domain when he appeared with my neighbor!

Here I am all happiness pre-puppy; the easy-going and lovable Amarula you have all come to know and love:

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Then this MONSTROSITY appeared (Be warned: the sight is so horrible and frightening that young children and those with weak constitutions should avert their eyes…):

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Don’t let his furry fluffiness fool you! The little guy is filled with doggy dastardly deeds! I kept a careful eye on him.

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Clearly suffering from the same pea-sized intellect that all dogs possess, he did not seem to realize my inherent supremacy and was not at all as fearful of me as he should have been! I gave him my best death stare, and for a moment he actually seemed to bow down to me:

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Sadly, taking leave of whatever minuscule sense he possessed, he started to get closer to me:

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To make matters worse, my Human and her neighbor merely laughed and went on about how cute the whole situation was. They even idiotically droned on about how we could one day be…GASP… best friends! So I did the only thing a self-respecting feline could:

I approached the middle of the road:

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And lay down and began to pray for a car to put me out of my misery!:

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Sadly, we do not live on a busy street so this could take awhile…..

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2 replies
  1. da tabbies o trout towne
    da tabbies o trout towne says:

    amarula….pleez get outta de street……just pleez….. get…… outta…… de…… street

    if ya wanna due sum thin for like say……. spite….. coz a DAWG waz on yur prop ur tee…..
    ……take that mini van fora spin….N while yur out ….stop bye de pet shop & stock up on
    canned goodz & treetz ……..
    ♥♥♥

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    • mm
      Amarula says:

      AMARULA: You are right!! that is a much better way to get even! I have the Human’s wallet and keys and am heading for the mini van now!! Thanks for the idea!!

      Reply

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