As if it isn’t humiliating enough to be living with a cat and two kittens who continue to use me as their own personal pillow…
…now they are getting all the attention that rightfully belongs to me! Ever since mom got the stupid rodents (a.k.a kittens) we have been inundated with feline-loving friendlies and neighbours coming to see them!
First our neighbour Jelena and her daughter Mia came to see the monsters
(But I do forgive Mia as just last week she read me a story –and no one has ever done that for me before! Everyone always assumes us dogs aren’t readers–so untrue–we just need someone to turn pages for us)
Next, Cathy came over with my friend Midnight to visit the kittens (I could tell Midnight was so not impressed!)
At least we got a good walk in first with our pal Waffle
But then she too fell under the kittens’ spell and spent all her time playing with them! (How can she betray her species like that! But she is a puppy so I will forgive her this transgression–she gets one free pass!)
Dear readers, despite my best efforts, I have not yet been able to come up with a good plan to get rid of the kittens (though several people have offered wonderful suggestions about putting them outside because, with their oversized ears, the wind is sure to blow them away! But I just can’t come up with the perfect plan, I think it is because I am not getting enough sleep. For some reason I have not been sleeping well…