What’s that you say? The pizza you left on the kitchen table is missing? Disappeared completely you say? Do I know anything about it, you ask?
Have you asked the cat? Checked the litter box for clues? Felines are known as fervent food stealers!
I mean, does this look like the face of a basset that would steal a pizza?
Who me?
I know nothing about such a horror! Why do you ask? Photographic evidence you say? Irrefutable proof you say? Would you believe it fell off the table and into my mouth? And please ignore the drool at the bottom of the pizza–it is SO unladylike and embarrassing.
What can I say? I am a carb-hound!
PS: My friend Zelaina has asked me to let you know about this important petition to help out the small town where she lives in Canada:
Poor Charlie………. can’t get away with anything! However, you are in good company! Our dog, Jake, also loves pizza, but when he has any his foofoo valve leaks a lot and makes him not nice to be near! We hope your foofoo valve works well, Charlie.
I hope lots of your friends will sign the petition my good friend, Zelaina, has provided the web link for. Our whole province has been suffering since the ferry has not been running between Yarmouth, Nova Scotia and Maine, USA. Businesses have closed, jobs have been lost, lots of our young people have gone elsewhere to find work because tourism has dropped so drastically during the past three years without that ferry service. It’s very sad, but with the help of lots of your friends, perhaps we can convince our provincial government to help us get a ferry service back.
Thanks, Charlie. And I hope that pizza was REALLY good!
Your faithful fan in Nova Scotia,
Linda
Caught in the act, Charlie!! I am really surprised. Thought you would be sneakier and speedier!!
Thank you so much Charlie for mentioning the ferry petition in between slices of stolen goodness! As Linda said above, the ferry between Yarmouth, Nova Scotia and Maine in the United States is an integral part of the transportation and tourism infrastructure in our end of the world and we very definitely need it back. (And Charlie, what will really appeal to you is that it can also help move cargo, including fresh food, much faster to where it needs to go!
Looks good, Charlie. Zelaina, I signed the Ferry Petition all the way from Coconut Creek!